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A man was on holiday in the depths of louisiana, where he tired to buy some alligatorshoes. He went to astore but was not prepared to pay the price. He dicided to go and kill his own ''croc''. He went into bayou n found two standings till in the water. Just at that point he noticed and alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive. 
Just as the beast was about to swallow him, he struck it with his spear.
The man took the croc up on to the beach and put the croc with the other laying crocs together.
They said angrily,'' Dam! this one doesn't have any shoes either!''

Why do cows wearbell???!!! 
Because their horns don't work.