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An airline stewardess was giving the standart safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying in the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as float ation device, when a man remarked: ''Hey! if the plane can't fly, why should i believe the seaccould float?''

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful women is one who can find such a man.............